We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Oh god it's open bar.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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