I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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