That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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