windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
she pinky promised me she was 18
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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