I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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