But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
My dick has a subreddit
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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