Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
