glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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