Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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