I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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