no you cant smoke seaweed
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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