I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I'm really busy with my period
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