using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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