hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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