Your mouth is God's brothel.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
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