ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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