Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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