i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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