im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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