i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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