gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Randomize
