Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
