The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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