I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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