I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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