is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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