You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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