We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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