stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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