I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
no. you can't hotbox the world.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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