The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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