WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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