I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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