i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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