found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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