We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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