So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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