fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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