I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I had to cum in my sink.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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