She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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