Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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