Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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