a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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