Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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