Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
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