You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Randomize
