We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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