I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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