try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
