She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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