mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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