I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
ok first of all what the fuck
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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