You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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