im about as happy as oj after his trial
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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