just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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